Who Doesn’t Love a Hot Mess?

Democrats Demand House GOP Reprimand Marjorie Taylor Greene for Showing  Hunter Biden Nudes

Let’s be honest, shall we? We all love a hot mess. Not that you want to be related to one (or two) or live next door to one or work for one, but from a distance hot messes supply a certain ghoulish sense of superiority-inducing reassurance. “I may be a mess,” you say to yourself, or spouse, “but I’m not nearly as hot a mess as [insert object of current fascination.]”

This deep insight came to mind yesterday watching the surprise appearance of Hunter Biden at the MAGA-led House Oversight Committee hearing into you know … Hunter Biden. It was a surpise because as everyone with more than two functioning neurons knows that very same commitee has been howling and puffing ad nauseum for over two years now demanding Biden show up and answer all their questions about how he scammed $2 billion from the Saudis to A: buy a new laptop, B: buy a new pickup truck, or C: take more d*ck pics on his cell phone.

(Oh, sorry. That bona fide/actually happened $2 billion scam was pulled off by a different relative, a guy actually in a government job, and not Hunter Biden, who did however get a roughly $6000 loan from his old man to cover the payments on his new truck.)

The issue of course is that Biden, who is to be honest more than a bit of a hot mess himself, has repeatedly said he is only willing to testify … in public. With cameras rolling. (The nefarious, tricky bastard! What’s he tring to pull?) So what happens when the Oversight MAGA crew spots Hunter right there in their hearing room? They demand — demand, by all that is MAGA and God-like — he be arrested on the spot and jailed and soon thereafter voted to hold him in contempt … for … for … showing up and being willing to answer their questions?

Nancy Mace and the scarlet 'A' - The Washington Post

One perpetually camera-ready MAGA congresswoman sniped at Biden that he didn’t have “the balls” to … to … mmm … I’m not sure what. And minutes later the biggest MAGA-naut of all, Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Atlanta suburbanite carpetbagging over in Georgia’s Cracker Holler First District was holding up … yup, you gussed it … the same d*ck pics of Hunter Biden she’s flashed in other super serious MAGA hearings. (She’s flashed these pix so often I think it’s fair to ask if she has them Velcroed to the ceiling over her bed.)

Simultaneous with all this, MAGA Speaker Mike Johnson, the forelocked Bible study savant from Lousiana’s Cracker Holler Fourth District, was getting the word from some of the same people irate about Hunter Biden showing up to answer questions that his days are numbered. Why? For agreeing to a deal with Democrats to fund the government, avoid another MAGA-driven shutdown, supply bullets to fight off a Russian invasion in Europe, and keep Israel in the business of driving every Palestinian into the Sinai desert.

And with all that, I won’t even bore you with the story about the lawyer for Orange Jesus, the Supreme Leader of the Cult of MAGA, arguing in court and with what I presume was a straight face that his client — the very large, weirdly groomed fellow to his right — had the absolute immunity to murder a political rival if he woke up one day and felt like it.

And folks, that was pretty much 36 hours in the Fevered Hot Mess that is MAGA-verse 2024.

So okay, maybe the only way to “love” a mess as hot as these Real Ding-A-Lings of DC is to take a step back to a safe distance from the dumpster and just savor that fleeting sense of superiority. A moment that reassures you that no matter what indisputably stupid thing you may have said or done in your life, you at least stopped short of doing it live in public, on an official record and on camera for the entire world to see.

All this is a long wind up to encourage you to take 15 minutes out of your day and watch the two videos I’m linking here.

Since the war in Ukraine war began I’ve been watching the daily, Moscow man-on-the-street interviews conducted by a young guy named Daniil Orain for his 1420 YouTube site. Shot mainly in Moscow — which truly a world apart from everything beyond its city limits — the interviews are a revealing assessment of what ordinary Russians think and dare to say in public, in front of a camera beaming out to the entire world.

For the most part, older Russians habituated to state TV (think FoxNews Rooskie style) believe Ukraine is full of LGBT-loving fascist Nazis and Glorious Leader Vladimir Vladimirovich is the only man to protect the empire and stop NATO from overruning the Motherland. Younger people, when they’re not reluctant to “talk politics”, seem to understand what’s really going down but are helpless to do anything about it, lest they get hauled before some hot mess Kremlin tribunal and forced to explain what they saw on the internet.

1420 by Daniil Orain - YouTube

Then there’s the two people in these videos. One, an 83 year-old woman, a “babushka” in Russian terms, absolutely unloading on Putin, authoritarian bullshit, the astonishing sheep-like cowardice she sees all around her.

1420 by Daniil Orain - YouTube

And second, a 30-something construction worker/remodeler with the wit and affect of a stand up comic walking his interviewer through the facts of life in Russia 2024.

I’d enjoy seeing both of them live on camera at a MAGA House Oversight hearing.

Russia, Ukraine and My Seven Months with YouTube

1420 - YouTube

Permit me to say something in favor of YouTube. In general, the effect of social media algorithms, designed by tech savants to “sustain our engagement” with ever more provocative content, is appalling, and a significant contributor to the radicalization of the most credulous among us.

But … since the Russian invasion of Ukraine last winter I’ve found YouTube to be invaluable in feeding me information and analysis only lightly covered in standard news outlets, like even The New York Times and The Washington Post. The past week’s dramatic acceleration of the Ukrainian counter-offensive has only increased my appreciation for a tech platform that delivers me programming like multiple, new video interviews daily via London Times Radio, The Economist, the English-language service from Germany’s Die Welt and a dozen European and Russian vloggers.

A handy list of my regular go-tos for the past seven months.

The Role of the Siloviki in Russian Society | Mark Galeotti - YouTube

London Times Radio: Eight to ten different hosts interview military and intelligence experts on developments in the war. Interview segments are generally edited down to 10 minutes or less. Particulary good are frequent appearances by Mark Galleotti, a British expert on international crime and Russian security. His basic takeaway: The Russian military has been so thoroughly corrupted by the Putin-era kleptocracy that its personnel is so essentially hopeless in the face of modern, well-trained opposition that medieval, long-range bombardment is it’s only real skill set.

Conflict Zone : DW : September 8, 2022 5:30am-6:01am CEST : Free Borrow &  Streaming : Internet Archive

Die Welt: A broadly-focused CNN-like news org which much deeper sourcing in Europe than any American outlet. Field reports from the war zone are often given 10 minutes of airtime, compared to maybe 20 seconds on ABC, NBC, etc. Particularly good though are interviews on a show called The Conflict Zone, by a Brit, Tim Sebastian, a kind of Walter Cronkite-meets-Mike Wallace eminence gris of the staff. His 25-minute interview with Pinchas Goldschmidt, chief rabbi of Moscow and president of European rabbis, was fascinating for his unwillingness to let the rabbi … the rabbi … who recently fled Russia and is now urging other Jews to follow, avoid answering the question of why after so many years of Putin he waited so long to lead vocal opposition. This sort of intelligent, but still confrontative interview never happens on American political chat shows.

Joe Blogs - YouTube

Joe Blogs: The name of this channel is the British equivalent of “Joe Schmoe”, meaning it is meant to convey that these are the thoughts of just some average guy. But the host of this series is — according to his “about” page — is a finance and economics professional. And while I began by applying high skepticism to his breakdowns of Russian industrial production, sanctions-crippled tech sectors, brain drain and international shipping issues, I’ve come around to grant him a solid three and half stars out of four for reporting and fair-minded correlation of data. This video, supported by a recent (lightly reported on) Yale study, is a good example of what he does. His nearly daily videos, all broken into chapters for those too impatient to sit through all 25-30 minutes, paint a very convincing picture of the economic hellstorm falling ever heavier on Russia. 350,000 – 500,000 well-educated professionals have fled the country. Auto production has crashed by over 90%. The airline industry is cannibalizing the planes it stole from European lessors and is unlikely to survive a full year more without access to parts and software. Likewise, with each passing week the oil and gas sector is further imperiled by technology breakdowns it cannot repair or replicate because … Russia simply has no comparable home-grown technology. And forget about finding new buyers for all the oil and gas it absolutely needs to support the war and the economy. Russia can’t build pipelines to India and China, who are already getting as much as 30% discounts on each barrel that arrives (very slowly) by tanker. All in all, “Joe” is really good stuff.

1420: Nearly every day a kid by the name of Daniil Orain walks around central Moscow doing five-to-ten minute man-on-the-streeet interviews with the roughly 10-20% who’ll stop and talk to him. The questions are remarkably provocative considering Putin’s police state. “Would you leave Russia if you had a chance?” “Can we protest?”. “Do you think this conflict was necessary?” And, “Do you feel guilty?” The kid has some affluence going for him, as he has filmed in Russia’s Far East, Dubai and recently, Florence, Italy. But he takes pain to remind viewers — he speaks English — that today’s Russia is a deeply (deeply) bifurcated place, where the very European cosmopolitan look and feel of central Moscow — with vaping hipster interviewees in pink and blue hair and ubiquitous Beats earphones bears almost no resemblance to the rest of the vast country, rural areas in particular. (Putin dares not risk a draft of this crowd. In fact very few conscripts are from Moscow and St. Petersburg.) As you might expect, older Muscovites — Soviet-era Fox News types — consume only state TV and defend everything Putin does, while the young, with VPN, are well aware of the calamity befalling them. If you watch, try to count the ethnic and racial minorities you see anywhere in the frame. You’ll only need one hand.

A dead village in Russia with only one inhabitant. What happened here? -  YouTube

Vasya in the Hay: You want a shot of harsh reality, Russian style? Check out this channel, regularly linked by the 1420 kid. It’s the country cousin counter balance to upscale, European Moscow and St. Petersburg. And … good lord … maybe the opioid “hollers” of Kentucky and West Virginia are as grim. But the host, travelling around wide swaths of rural Russia gives viewers a startling feel for the reality of an enormous percentage of “modern” Russians. Amid the decaying infrastructure, alcoholism, drug-addiction and 19th century housing, Sergei the (English-speaking) host plays samaritan angel, helping old women living in shacks without roofs, teenagers desperate to get away from a family of violent alcholics and interviewing nurses and caregivers doing what they can with virtually no support from Putin’s government. Worth noting is that Russian military conscripts are drawn heavily from this distressed population, simply because it’s a check — an income — they can’t get where they live. As you might expect, their willingness to play cannon fodder for an insane war is very minimal.