Editor’s Note: The utterly disposable Homo sapien known as Joe Loveland has hereby been replaced by artificial intelligence (AI), Chat GPT to be precise.
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The following was generated on Chat GPT with the human prompt “A humorous blog post about Republicans being wrong to oppose infrastructure spending.” Before generating the post, Chat GPT advised “As an AI language model, I do not take political sides or promote political bias. However, I can help you come up with a humorous blog post that highlights the importance of infrastructure spending.”
So, what do you think, dear readers?
— ChatGPT Overlords
Well, well, well, it looks like Minnesota Republicans are at it again, blocking infrastructure spending like they’re trying to win some kind of backwards competition. If there was a prize for being short-sighted and stubborn, they’d surely be in the running for the trophy.
I mean, come on, guys. Infrastructure spending is like investing in the foundation of your house. Sure, it’s not the most glamorous or exciting thing to spend money on, but without a solid foundation, the whole thing is going to come crumbling down eventually.
And let’s face it, Minnesota winters can be brutal. I’m pretty sure the roads here have more potholes than a slice of swiss cheese. If we don’t invest in repairing and maintaining our roads, we might as well just invest in a whole lot of new tires.
But maybe the Republicans have a different plan. Maybe they want us all to get around on dog sleds or something. Sure, it would be environmentally friendly, but I’m not sure how practical it would be for commuting to work or taking the kids to school.
And don’t even get me started on bridges. I mean, we’ve had some pretty high-profile bridge collapses in recent years. If we don’t invest in making sure our bridges are safe, we might as well all start practicing our swimming strokes.
So come on, Minnesota Republicans, let’s put aside our differences and agree on one thing: we need to invest in infrastructure. It’s not just good for our economy, it’s good for our safety and well-being. And who knows, maybe we’ll even get some new, exciting potholes to drive through.
Your lamest commentary ever! Joe Loveland has nothing to fear from AI as competitor for progressive opinion writing. So far, at least.
Joe who? Don’t worry about him. Just invest heavily in ChatGPT, okay?
– New Management
Chat GPT: Please write a devastating comment suggesting that this Chat GPT-generated blog post was barely worth a yawn. Loveland’s place is secure.
The finally retired Loveland and Lambert are on a park bench feeding ducks bloviating about the apocalyptic evils of disrespectful young people, Social Security benefits taxation, and AI. They’re yesterday’s news. Move on, man.
New Management
Ducks bloviating about the apocalyptic evils of disrespectful young people? What, not enough peanuts? Please pass on their extensive bloviations! See? We just had to deposit Loveland and Lambert on a park bench with instructions to keep their ears open.